is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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