She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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