Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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