god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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