why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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