yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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