"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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