handjob tips. give me some.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
