oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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