I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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