it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so let's talk penis.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Your penis caused this!
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