haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
