So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
