Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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