After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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