I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My balls are so social today.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
His nipple licking is glorious
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