im drinking this country out of the recession.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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