please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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