if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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