We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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