i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
