i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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