): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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