3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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