i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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