How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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