Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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