Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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