i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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