worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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