So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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