Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
