I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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