I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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