In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just cropdusted the office
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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