I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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