oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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