dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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