i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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