you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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