I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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