Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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