If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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