we're blogging at a bar
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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