He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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