Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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