went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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