Your face is a jimmy john
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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