i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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