Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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