apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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